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Okay. Um... so what's this site all about?
- This is a weblog...otherwise known as as a blog...think 'online journal' and you'll eventually get the idea...

+ It's not a porn site? I do see some PG-related material...
- Nope...there are some porn-related links and pictures...but as much as i wana post them...i dont wana lose my blog...Blogger terms and regulations...geddit?

+ So it's not a celebrity fan site? It kinda looks like it...
- Geez it's not...I dont write bout celebs all day everyday...

+ Do you update the blog everyday?
- Yes...i do...well...pretty much anyway...as much as i can at least...unless of course...if i was away or if i didnt have internet access...which is rare....

+ Where do you live?
- ...im livin in Melbourne...

+When did you start the blog?
- November 2003...and still going strong...

+I still don't get what this blog's all about.
- It's a fuckin blog...go figure...if this is your first time here...you'll probably have no idea what i'll be talking about in my posts sometimes...i suggest (if you've got lots of time to kill) that you start reading the older posts in the archives...or just try followin the site for a few days...but reading the archived pages would be your best bet to familiarize yaself with the site (again...if you've got lots of time to kill. There's a whole lot of crap in there)...it's up to you...

+ Are you the only one who posts on the blog?
- I have several other people posting here so not all of the posts you'll see on the site are mine...at times my best friend adrock2xander swings by from his busy model-fuckin life to post bout his beautiful women...at times my other best friend adrock2xander posts bout his egocentric nature...at most times it's just the normal adrock2xander (me) postin nonsense noone ever reads...

+Can i help you write posts for the blog?
-No...unless ya hot...or a fuckin pussy for me to penetrate...or if i let you...which is never...or if i think ya special enough...my best friends who're postin on my site right now... they're special...be special and you can post on my blog too...

+ Will you please link to my site?
- If you speak bad English...no...if you speak English with a Chinese accent...no...if ya Chinese...no...if you support People's Action Party (PAP)...no...if you would like to spend your whole life payin the Communist political party mentioned previously...no...dontt take it personally if i say no...even if you beg... actually...dont even start beggin...that pisses me off even more....

+ You are an asshole...
- I know...

+ Fuck you noobcake...
- Cool...

+ I like you...
- Want some rough butt s3x to go with it?

+ Buffy The Vampire Slayer...
- Best TV series ever...fuck you if you think otherwise...ok? FUCK YOU...

+ What's your e-mail address?
- Use ya fuckin eyes and check my blog sidebar...

+ Hey! I emailed you and you didn't reply!
- Under almost all circumstances...i read all email within 24 hours of receivin it coz i check my email twice a day...my response time though...varies...and...in some cases...may take up to two weeks...if i dont respond...it means one of three things: (1) your email was incredibly insultin or pointless and not worth a reply, (2) Im not able to comprehend ya laughable attempt to use English to communicate with me... or (3) I died...

+ I read your site. You're so full of yourself.
- A misconception a lot people may have...i admit...i may seem full of myself on this site...or full of shit as some people might say but you gotta realize that it's all pretty much an act...call it my 'online personality' if you may...im very different in real life...almost a complete 180 degree turn from how i am on my site...you'd be surprised...

+ Okay. So i'm not supposed to take it all seriously then right?
- Exactly...but by all means...take whatever you feel to be serious...eh...seriously...but keep in mind that i like to write about stuff with the tongue firmly planted in cheek...i draw a very thin line between seriousness and jokes...a lot of people fail to see that line...need i mention...right at the top of my blog...says..."The contents of the blog may be considered offensive by stupid people"...if you cant fathom that then you really dont deserve to be readin this...i really hope you can differentiate what's to be taken seriously and what's to be taken as a joke...

+ Waitaminute...who exactly the fuck are you?
- My name's John Ng Xander...a good buddy of mine called me Jonathan Franklin Walter Junior III (go figure...i have blue blood in me)...my CEO calls me Xander...my online handle's adrock2xander...

+Okay...uhm...adrock2xander...WTF is that?
- ADROCK = otherwise known as King Adrock...one-third of the Beastie Boys...white rapper and music extraordinaire...XANDER = go figure stupid fuck...2 = just somethin to link both names...geddit git?

+You're right.
- I almost always am...

+ Are you really like what your nick is? Rapper and white?
- No...im Asian you cunt fuck...and i speak English better than most Caucasians...who needs to rap when you can speak the Arrogant Language?

+ How would you describe yourself really?
- Aloof...

+ No really.
- Go away...

+ Uh... okay. Anyway, everything on your site is true right?
- Basically.

+ Are you lying?
- No im adrock2xander...not lying...

+ Are you gay?
- No im adrock2xander...not gay...though...being gay does have its upsides...

+ I don't like you.
To each his own i say....but seriously...yeah...everythin on my blog is basically true... coming from my point of view that is...it is my blog after all...so yeah... basically it's true... basically...and of course im not gay! Stop askin me that! Does this blog look like it's being run by a fag?

+ True. you're like the biggest GUY guy ever.
- True that...

+ Okay. You know... i think i do like you. You are cool.
- Of course i am....took you all of 20 minutes to figure that out? What are you...a retard?

+ Awfully smug aren't you?
- Jesus you dont get it do you...

+ Also an act i presume?
- I give up...

+ Okay.
- Oookay...movin on now...

+ Hmm mm mmm...*clears throat*
- *crickets chirping*...

+ *howling wolf*...
- *wonders what Kate Beckinsale looks like naked*

+ So anyway...
- *perks up* Yeah..?

+ This faq thing isn't funny.
- Wasnt my intention...it's meant to insult fuck-tards like you...

+ Anything else you wanna say?
- Go read the rest of the blog...and stop readin this...